Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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