u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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