Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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