Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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