I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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