They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I still have a little drunk in my system
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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