so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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