Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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