I skipped work to stalk him.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Still dying that you shit outside
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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