Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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