just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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