Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Randomize