Non-Jews are for practice
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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