Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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