Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
