the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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