Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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