I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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