I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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