they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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