I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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