found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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