Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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