we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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