Your face is a jimmy john
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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