One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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