I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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