i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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