walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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