i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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