We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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