people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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