You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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