Porn is love you can see.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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