so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He better not be in your backpack
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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