I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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