Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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