So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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