Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
They took my balls.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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