rhymes with "ouble enetration"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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