Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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