yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
