Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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