Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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