You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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