Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i barfeds in our rink
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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