His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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