That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
