My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I'm eating all of the evidence.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Randomize
