you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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