I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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We need to rekindle our bromance
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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