I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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