Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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