I hate your face
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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