just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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