Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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