What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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