no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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